A Bit of Twisted Humor
Why do we have humor on a brainpower site? I was doing the
pages on brain teasers one day, and it occurred to me that most
riddles are nothing more than lateral thinking puzzles. Humor,
even twisted humor, can be great exercise for the brain, especially
for it's creative capacity. So with that excuse in mind, enjoy!
"One night I walked home very late and fell asleep
in somebodys satellite dish. My dreams were showing up
on TVs all over the world." - Steven Wright
- Build a man a fire and he's warm for a night. Set a man
on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
- Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
- It is my great hope that someday we'll put away our fears
and prejudices and just laugh at people.
1. Two cannibals were talking over dinner and one admitted
to the other, " You know, I just don't like my mother-in-law."
His friend sympathized, and told him, "So just eat your
2. What did they give the cannibal when he was late for diner?
They gave him the cold shoulder..
3. What did the cannibal have on his pizza? Everyone.
More Twisted Humor
A guy picked up a woman at a bar one night and took her home.
On the way, she asked him if he had AIDs. He told her he didn't.
At his house she asked again if he had aids, and he assured her
that he didn't. In bed, after they had begun to remove their
clothes, she stopped and turned to him.
"You're sure you don't have AIDs?" she asked.
"Yes, I'm sure," he told her, getting a bit annoyed.
She finally stopped talking, and they had sex for hours, doing
everything imaginable. Afterwards they were laying there in bed
and she snuggled up to him.
"Look," she said, " It's too late now, so you
might as well tell me if you have AIDs."
"I told you I don't have aids," he almost yelled.
"Oh, thank god," she sighed, "I wouldn't want
to get that again.
One More Example
I woke up one morning and everything in my apartment had
been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate. My roommate
was on the couch, so I asked him, "Hey, did you notice that
everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with
an exact duplicate?" He just looked at me and said, "Do
I know you?" - Steven Wright